BUT today is a special day, I am three years old today!
Yep, when I first turned up here and mum tried to send me to the Cat Protection Society, I convinced her with all of my available cuteness that her life would not be complete without me.
I mean, how could she have resisted this face?

And then I grew up to be amazingly handsome...

And if anyone wants to come and hang out with me, I have ham and prawns and fresh water available all day. Being three is a Teddy Good Time (patent pending) and there is much partying to be done. Our hallway is perfect for a rousing game of Thundering Herd of Elephants. Mum and Dad especially love it when I play at 3am.
Seriously. You have to join in.